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"Matthew C.'s Wii Safety Warning"
by Matthew C.
2006.12.12
The following was written by Matthew C. and does
not reflect the opinions or views of any other person...
Follow these rules when playing the Wii, if you don't you may die. (or you're a worthless piece of crap looking to live off a court settlement) Don't say you weren't warned. If you play the Wii, all bets are off.
- Wear the wrist strap.
(What are you mentally challenged? I've had brain surgery and even I remember this...)
- Avoid colliding with objects in your immediate surroundings.
EVERY SINGLE GAME on the Wii warns players to BE CAREFUL and AVOID colliding with objects in their immediate surroundings. (This isn't just in the manuals, a lot of the time it's on the TV screen too.)
I suggest two more:
- Don't throw the Wii remote (Wiimote) at the TV screen.
Hold on to it like a regular person. (Don't be a careless freak.)
- Don't blame Nintendo for your own stupidity.
Blaming injuries on the Wii and Nintendo is absolute rubbish.
And don't forget to have fun. These are games... jeesh.
The preceding was written by Matthew C. and does
not reflect the opinions or views of any other person.
