(The following message was written on October 22, 1999.)

Below is the official statement released by the Yeah Dogg public relations office:

Everyone that has ever heard of a computer is worried that their cars aren't going to drive and their toasters will quit toasting come the year 2000. Although these people are so paranoid you'd think they had just heard Orson Wells on the radio, the problem isn't going to be as bad as everyone expects.

That said, everyone is still in a tizzy. So, I want to announce that Yeah Dogg is fully Y2K compliant. No one will stop working on January 1, 2000 just because it's January 1, 2000. Some Doggs may stop working as a result of being fired due to excessive New Year's celebrating, but other than that, everyone will handle the roll-over just fine. In fact, most of us roll-over every night.

Yeah Dogg will weather this techno-glitch. It will continue to strive and survive well into the new millennium.  Thank you.